I'm scared.

I'm scared.

The latest of the rival foods is now available. So here are your contenders; Captain Corndog, coming in at a height of 51/2 inches, weighing 75 grams, a whooping 170 calories, 16 grams of carbs, taste delicious and is best with mustard. Verses Baron Von Broccoli, coming in at 4 inches, weighing 72 grams, a mere 20 calories, only grams of carbs, taste healthy and best with cheese. Only one can remain at the top of the food chain, and thanks to the wonderful people at Accoutrements, you can help decide the outcome with these bendy’s. For added fun, also pick up the classic, Bacon Vs. Tofu, and let the winners of each duo go at it for the heavyweight title of the food chain.

A dirty brawl is about to ensue.

A dirty brawl is about to ensue.

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